Imaginary Dating Profile: Lil Legend András Fox

The last of Astral People’s super fun parties is poppin’ off tomorrow, and thankfully for everyone, melbourne-based DJ/cutie pie  is going to be there. 

Naturally, this served as the perfect excuse for us to suss whether he’s a dateable dude or not. If you like to Sunday sesh or read the Sydney Morning Herald you’d probs not be keen. If you like saunas, tap water from Melbourne and natural bodily odours then go get ’em, potential lovers. 
Quote to live by: P.O.E.T.S. Day. Piss Off Early, Tomorrow It’s Saturday. 
Age: 27
Location: Melbourne
Profession: Producer.
Political affiliations: Anti-Humanist. 
Hobbies: Swimming and kayaking.
Things that annoy you: Timed delays in perfect sync with the Master Clock in a DAW.
Want children: Always use protection.
Drinking habits: Melbourne tap water. 

Diet: Plant based, occasional bivalve. 
Religious beliefs: The Church of Euthanasia. 
Music: Australian. 
Sports: Water sports. 
Have/want pets: Kelpies and touring = not compatible. 
Perfect first date: A long drive to a good beach. 
Impress me by: Your organised iTunes collection. 
On our first date, wear: 90s Issey, LeLabo Santal, no deodorant.
Serenade me with: Music from your friends. 
Pick me up on your: Surly Long-Haul Trucker. 
NEVER ask me: To read the Sydney Morning Herald. 
Pet hates: Sunday sessions. 
Desirable attributes: Well developed calf muscles. 
What I’ve learnt from past relationships: Be honest and don’t buy music equipment together.
Perfect birthday present: Sauna/a mineral springs visit. 
Favourite YouTube:
Favourite website: www.all8.com
Favourite joke: Docklands. 
Can you send us a selfie?

Cya on the DF, Sydney!

More info and tickets are available here. 

Photos: Facebook, courtesy 

Madeleine Woon

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